Five signs you should walk away:
1. If someone tries to convince you by saying, "Who's gonna know?" - Walk away.
2. If someone tries to convince you by saying, "What's the worst that could happen?" - Walk away.
3. If the person you're with develops an uncontrollable compulsion to draw goat heads on the walls - Walk away.
4. If the waitress says, "No sorry, we don't have wine," then stops and says, "Wait ... I think we might actually have some back there ..." - Walk away.
5. Ladies - if your man doesn't respect you - Walk away.